![]() Tuva reveals that 0% of humans are dating their perfect partner before calling it quits for the evening. Then Drexx and Tuva extoll the wonders of anabolic steroids before a commercial plays for a sitcom about an alien family that adopts a human (called Human Adult Being, or HAB for short). And then for everyone’s favorite part of the program: Events from a Corresponding Axial Rotation on a Previous Solar Orbit: This Of Course Predicated Upon a Linear Interpretation of the Space-Time Continuum! Drexx and Tuva discuss events from the past while surreptitiously debating whether this segment might be better if it had a slightly briefer name? Nope, the original name is way better. The next segment up is Humans Attempt the Darnest Tech, where Drexx and Tuva laugh at humans’ pitiful, primitive attempts at technology. Sea is currently crushing the competition. Sea, Drexx and Tuva discuss which will win in the aggressive war that is climate change. ![]() It could be an amusement park or prison or the home of inhibition-free orgies, or we could even carve it into the shape of a butt! So much wasted potential! Humans are making a fortune selling misprinted 1943 pennies, baseball (America’s favorite celebration of laziness) is back in season, and the supermoon is out-but humans are seriously underusing the moon. Today in Earth news, the Chrysler building is for sale, Paris’s first naked restaurant has closed, and Tuva overdoes it on the sarcasm.
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